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2011-04-20 21:14:34 UTC
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SPECIAL REPORT
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NEW YORK (Rueters) -- Fox
News revealed today that, unlike
CNN, it plans to cover ALL THREE
major news events as they happen
on April 29.
Rupert Murdoch, owner and
CEO, said teams of reporters
will be in London for the Royal
Wedding, stationed near the
entrance to Hell for the release
of George Carlin, and also in the
foothills of Pennsylvania's coal
region for an exclusive interview
with Ed Conrad on his birthday.
"Brrrrrrrr," said Murdoch. "We're
the only network with ALL the news
that's fit to televise."
CNN recently announced that
it would not be covering the Royal
Wedding -- instead, concentrating
on the interview with Ed Conrad.
As Piers Morgan so gracefully
put it on his show last night, "Who
really gives a rat's ass about the
Royal Wedding, unless you live
in London, England, or perhaps
London, Ontario?"
Meanwhile it was reported by
Foxer Glenn Beck that a construction
team is busy building a large freezer
outside the entrance to Hell so Mr.
Carlin can cool down before he
moves on to Heaven.
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TOUGH DECISION
The following have Twittered to say they have cancelled their plans to
attend the Royal Wedding but are still undecided if they'll be present
to see George Carlin leave the "hothouse" or help blow out the candles
on Ed Conrad's brithday cake.
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Pope Benedict XVI
Pope John XXIII
Muammar Gaddafi
Gilbert "Quack Quack" Gottfried
Charlie Sheen
Lindsay Lohan
GWB, Crawford, Texas (name withheld by request)
Richard (Don't Call ME a Dick) Cheney
Roger Ailes
Vito Corleone
Stephen Hawking
Tokyo Electric Power Co.
Bernie Madoff
Billo Reilly (Or is it Bill O'Reilly ?)
Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter
Glenn Beck
Sean "Ins" Hannity
David Iain Greig and The Boys at talk,origins
Lady Gaga
Sonia of Operation Repo
Christie O'Donnell
The Darwin great-great grandkids
Richard Dawkins
Wall Street Industrial Averages
Smithsonian Institution
Penn State University
60 Minutes
Harvard University
Johns Hopkins University
Joe Stalin
University of California-Berkeley
Al Einstein
Al Qaeda Al-Qaeda al-Qaida al-Qa'ida
American Academy of Arts and Sciences
Liz Taylor
American Association for the Advancement of Science
Sheriff Dengle -- Reno 911 Police Dept.
American Association of Anatomists
American Anthropological Association
U.S. Today
American Journal of Physical Anthropology
American Medical Association
Zinkag 41 (Autonomus Unit Zinkag 41, brood assemblage Delta 64)
American Museum of Natural History
The Good Shepherd
American Civil Liberties Union ACLU
Liz Cheney
American Society for Investigative Pathology
The Smithsonian Institution
Joan of Ark
American Society of Human Genetics
National Enquirer
Wikipedia
Geological Society of America
Editor of L'Osservatore Romano
The Stooge Brothers - Manny, Moe and Shemp
Paleontological Research Institute (PRI)
Billy "Never Call Me Willie" Graham
Federation of American Scientists
The Residents of Fargo, ND
Science Nature Omni Penthouse magazines
Smithsonian Custodial Employees (Local 666)
Sarah Palin
New England Journal of Medicine
Paul PZ Myers University of Minnesota
Michelle Malkin
Geraldo Rivera
The Good Samaritan
British Petroleum BP
Larry King (But you can call me "The")
Wayne Clough -- Secretary of Smithsonian
The Girls at Mustang Ranch
Sen. John Boner
The Estate of the Leakey Family
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Journal of Pathology
Rudy Giuliani
Michele Bachmann
American Medical Association
American Society for Investigative Pathology
Tokyo Rose
Armed Forces Institute of Pathology
Father Guido Sarducci
Mother Teresa
Association for Molecular Pathology
Isaac Newton
Al Sharpton
sci.bio.evolution
College of American Pathologists
Satchel Paige
Viagra Mfg.Co.
C-span
Cornell University Medical College
Wall Street bankers
Gen Omar Bradley (Ret.)
Forensic Files
TMZ
International Academy of Pathology
Stephen Colbert
NBC
Rupert Murdoch
ABC
U.S. Geological Survey
Taliban Federation
Predators Socety -- Chris Hansen CEO
Fox News
MSNBC
CNN
Jpn Stewart
New England Journal of Medicine
Opponents of Intelligent Design
Julian Assange
sci.med.pathology
Canadian Association for Physical Anthropology
Cleveland Museum of Natural History
Tiger Woods
Institute of Human Origins
The Warner Brothers
Society for Medical Anthropology
Kenneth and Gloria Copeland
American Journal of Pathology
Alexander Emmanuel "A-Rod" Rodriguez
Donald Rumsfeld
American Society of Primatologists
Orly Taitz
National Primate Association
La Brea Tar Pits, Los Angeles
Oral Roberts
British Petroleum BP
Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center
Gorilla Foundation
The Banana Republic
Fidel Castro
AAA (Amalgamated Atheists of America)
Jimmy "Jimbo" Wales, founder of Wikipedia
Chris Matthews
Rachel Maddow
Google Technicians
Michael Moore
Red Skelton
Bill Maher and His Whole Family
WikiLeaks
Oliver Stone
Smithsonian Snack Shop staff
Time Magazine
President Obama
Anderson Cooper
Pamela Anderson
New York Times
New York Daily News
New York Post
New York Daily Mirror
Newsday
Newsweek
Washington Insider
Benny Hill
Philadephia Inquirer
The Nation
Walmart
Meet the Press
David Gregory
eBay Stores
PBS
Rosie O'Donnell
To Catch a Predator on American Idol
National Enquirer
National Lampoon
Washington Post
Sean Penn
Wall Street Journal
Deepwater Horizon
The View
Jeff Rense
U.S. News and World Report
60 Minutes
Roswell (N.M.) Chamber of Commerce
Arianna Huffington
David Letterman
Charles Manson
Matthew Mark Luke and Jack .
=======================
SPECIAL REPORT
=======================s[
NEW YORK (Rueters) -- Fox
News revealed today that, unlike
CNN, it plans to cover ALL THREE
major news events as they happen
on April 29.
Rupert Murdoch, owner and
CEO, said teams of reporters
will be in London for the Royal
Wedding, stationed near the
entrance to Hell for the release
of George Carlin, and also in the
foothills of Pennsylvania's coal
region for an exclusive interview
with Ed Conrad on his birthday.
"Brrrrrrrr," said Murdoch. "We're
the only network with ALL the news
that's fit to televise."
CNN recently announced that
it would not be covering the Royal
Wedding -- instead, concentrating
on the interview with Ed Conrad.
As Piers Morgan so gracefully
put it on his show last night, "Who
really gives a rat's ass about the
Royal Wedding, unless you live
in London, England, or perhaps
London, Ontario?"
Meanwhile it was reported by
Foxer Glenn Beck that a construction
team is busy building a large freezer
outside the entrance to Hell so Mr.
Carlin can cool down before he
moves on to Heaven.
<
< MORE
(as it becomes available)
<
==================
<
DADDY-O
http://www.edconrad.org
<
MAN AS OLD AS COLE SLAW
http://www.edconrad.com
<
http://groups.google.com/group/dc.smithsonian/msg/522305f02e955b66
<
BIRTHDAY BOY
Loading Image...
<
===============
<
TOUGH DECISION
The following have Twittered to say they have cancelled their plans to
attend the Royal Wedding but are still undecided if they'll be present
to see George Carlin leave the "hothouse" or help blow out the candles
on Ed Conrad's brithday cake.
<
Pope Benedict XVI
Pope John XXIII
Muammar Gaddafi
Gilbert "Quack Quack" Gottfried
Charlie Sheen
Lindsay Lohan
GWB, Crawford, Texas (name withheld by request)
Richard (Don't Call ME a Dick) Cheney
Roger Ailes
Vito Corleone
Stephen Hawking
Tokyo Electric Power Co.
Bernie Madoff
Billo Reilly (Or is it Bill O'Reilly ?)
Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter
Glenn Beck
Sean "Ins" Hannity
David Iain Greig and The Boys at talk,origins
Lady Gaga
Sonia of Operation Repo
Christie O'Donnell
The Darwin great-great grandkids
Richard Dawkins
Wall Street Industrial Averages
Smithsonian Institution
Penn State University
60 Minutes
Harvard University
Johns Hopkins University
Joe Stalin
University of California-Berkeley
Al Einstein
Al Qaeda Al-Qaeda al-Qaida al-Qa'ida
American Academy of Arts and Sciences
Liz Taylor
American Association for the Advancement of Science
Sheriff Dengle -- Reno 911 Police Dept.
American Association of Anatomists
American Anthropological Association
U.S. Today
American Journal of Physical Anthropology
American Medical Association
Zinkag 41 (Autonomus Unit Zinkag 41, brood assemblage Delta 64)
American Museum of Natural History
The Good Shepherd
American Civil Liberties Union ACLU
Liz Cheney
American Society for Investigative Pathology
The Smithsonian Institution
Joan of Ark
American Society of Human Genetics
National Enquirer
Wikipedia
Geological Society of America
Editor of L'Osservatore Romano
The Stooge Brothers - Manny, Moe and Shemp
Paleontological Research Institute (PRI)
Billy "Never Call Me Willie" Graham
Federation of American Scientists
The Residents of Fargo, ND
Science Nature Omni Penthouse magazines
Smithsonian Custodial Employees (Local 666)
Sarah Palin
New England Journal of Medicine
Paul PZ Myers University of Minnesota
Michelle Malkin
Geraldo Rivera
The Good Samaritan
British Petroleum BP
Larry King (But you can call me "The")
Wayne Clough -- Secretary of Smithsonian
The Girls at Mustang Ranch
Sen. John Boner
The Estate of the Leakey Family
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Journal of Pathology
Rudy Giuliani
Michele Bachmann
American Medical Association
American Society for Investigative Pathology
Tokyo Rose
Armed Forces Institute of Pathology
Father Guido Sarducci
Mother Teresa
Association for Molecular Pathology
Isaac Newton
Al Sharpton
sci.bio.evolution
College of American Pathologists
Satchel Paige
Viagra Mfg.Co.
C-span
Cornell University Medical College
Wall Street bankers
Gen Omar Bradley (Ret.)
Forensic Files
TMZ
International Academy of Pathology
Stephen Colbert
NBC
Rupert Murdoch
ABC
U.S. Geological Survey
Taliban Federation
Predators Socety -- Chris Hansen CEO
Fox News
MSNBC
CNN
Jpn Stewart
New England Journal of Medicine
Opponents of Intelligent Design
Julian Assange
sci.med.pathology
Canadian Association for Physical Anthropology
Cleveland Museum of Natural History
Tiger Woods
Institute of Human Origins
The Warner Brothers
Society for Medical Anthropology
Kenneth and Gloria Copeland
American Journal of Pathology
Alexander Emmanuel "A-Rod" Rodriguez
Donald Rumsfeld
American Society of Primatologists
Orly Taitz
National Primate Association
La Brea Tar Pits, Los Angeles
Oral Roberts
British Petroleum BP
Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center
Gorilla Foundation
The Banana Republic
Fidel Castro
AAA (Amalgamated Atheists of America)
Jimmy "Jimbo" Wales, founder of Wikipedia
Chris Matthews
Rachel Maddow
Google Technicians
Michael Moore
Red Skelton
Bill Maher and His Whole Family
WikiLeaks
Oliver Stone
Smithsonian Snack Shop staff
Time Magazine
President Obama
Anderson Cooper
Pamela Anderson
New York Times
New York Daily News
New York Post
New York Daily Mirror
Newsday
Newsweek
Washington Insider
Benny Hill
Philadephia Inquirer
The Nation
Walmart
Meet the Press
David Gregory
eBay Stores
PBS
Rosie O'Donnell
To Catch a Predator on American Idol
National Enquirer
National Lampoon
Washington Post
Sean Penn
Wall Street Journal
Deepwater Horizon
The View
Jeff Rense
U.S. News and World Report
60 Minutes
Roswell (N.M.) Chamber of Commerce
Arianna Huffington
David Letterman
Charles Manson
Matthew Mark Luke and Jack .