Ed Conrad
2012-03-31 00:58:31 UTC
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VATICAN CITY (Rueters) --
Thank God, now we can all pray
to Ed Conrad.
<
L'Osservatore Romano, the official
Vatican newspaper, revealed in a
front-page story today that Ed has
been proclaimed the church's first
and only Living Saint.
<
"I think I deserve it," said Conrad,
when contacted at the Roasted Nuts
Insane Asylum in Walla Walla, Wash.
"Who else has proven man is as old
as coal or has produced undeniable
evidence that there IS life after death."
<
Ed, a good-looking fellow whose
picture has been plastered on Post
Office walls across the nation for
many years, took the honor the
same way he has long been eating
humble pie.
<
Here's his recent FBI file photo.
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"All I ask is that, when people pray
to me, they don't request miracles to
get more money." said St. Ed,
<
"Pray to someone else when you
want to win the $364 million lottery,
beat the point-spread in the March
Madness, or beg that your pockets
are full when you return from the
Casino."
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WHAT ED CONRAD HAS DONE FOR MANKIND
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< THERE SHE BLOWS!
<
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< CRIME IN RHYME
<
ALL the pseudos spout forth is rhetoric
You simply cover your nose to ignore it.
They’re just removing hot gas
That's been stored in their ass
And all Truth-Seekers certainly know it.
<
=============================
<
DISCOVERY OF PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH AND SOFT
ORGANS BETWEEN ANTHRACITE VEINS CONFIRMS
THEORY OF MAN'S EVOLUTION UNMITIGATED CRAP
<
< STAFF MEETING AT THE SMITHSONIAN
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Never in the history of History has as much physical
evidence existed to debunk and destroy an existing
scientific theory.
<
But it certainly DOES EXIST -- in spades -- concerning
the asinine theory of man's evolution (and other
creatures, for that matter).
<
The discovery of thousands upon thousands of
petrified bones, teeth and even soft organs --
SOME HUMAN -- between coal veins has proven
that Charles Darwin's fable, "Origin of Species,"
isn't worth the papyrus it was written on.
<
It means that man, in almost our present form, had
existed while -- perhaps even before -- anthracite
was formed, and the most golden rule of geology
is that coal is at least 280 million years old.
<
Therefore, these discoveries certainly offer the undeniable
evidence that the majority of evolutionists, atheists and
hysical anthropologists can't tell the difference between
their ass and third base.
<
They are guilty of participating in a monumental
conspiracy against mankind.
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PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH AND SOFT ORGANS
-- SOME HUMAN -- FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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WHAT HONEST SCIENCE LOOKS LIKE
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State-of-the-art testing by American Medical Laboratories
revealed that at least six of Ed Conrad's fossils, all bearing
a distinct resemblance to human bones via human
omparative anatomy, contain dried blood and, in some
cases, other relative components.
<
This offers state-of-the-art scientific evidence that
Ed Conrad is right and the arrogant, ignorant, pompous
buffoons wearing the white coats and dunce hats are
dead wrong.
<
=======================
<
The really scary part in all of this is how the bones,
teeth and even soft organs got broken and petrified.
<
It can mean only one thing: The humans and animals
that existed on earth eons ago were destroyed in an
arth-shattering catastrophe.
<
ANYONE who doubts that I have discovered thousands
upon thousands of petrified remains of man and animals
is a fraud and a phony.
<
The list includes the so-called "experts" at the Smithsonian
Institution, the University of California at Berkeley, Harvard
University, the U.S. Geological Survey, Penn State University,
the Paleontological Research Institution, the University of
Pennsylvania, over at talk.origins and tenured-fossil
Professors of anthropology, paleontology, geology, physics
and atheism -- to mention just a few -- in America's universities.
<
You ask "WHY?" But I don't have to ask since I KNOW why
this monumental hoax has long been perpetrated against mankind.
<
It boils down to the protection of vested interests. The Scoundrels
of Science are fully aware that siding with Truth can adversely
affect their careers, their lucrative weekly paychecks and
their cushy positions.
<
God forbid, they DARE NOT not make any waves. So the
mind-boggling lie has gone on and on.
<
======================
<
READ THIS WHEN YOU HAVE EXTRA TIME
<
GOOD GOD! You Can Certainly Say THAT Again
<
http://www.edconrad.org
<
==============
<
The following God-fearing folks are already
down on bended knee prying to St. Ed.
<
Rush Limbaugh
Roseanne Roseannadanna
Lady Gaga
Donnie Trump
Red Ryder
Muammar Muhammad al-Gaddaf
Merrill Lynch
GWB, Crawford, Texas (name withheld by request)
Richard (Don't Call ME a Dick) Cheney
Genghis Khan
Roger Ailes
Saddam Hussein
Billo Reilly
Joe McGinniss
Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter
Tokyo Rose
The Presley Twins -- Elvis and Enos
Papa John's Pizza
Sean "Ins" Hannity
G. Willikers
The Darwin great-great grandkids
Matthew, Mark, Luke and Jack
Richard Dawkins
Michael "Mike" Jackson
Wall Street Industrial Averages
Smithsonian Institution
John Q. Pubic
McDonald's Happy Meal
Penn State University
60 Minutes
Residents of Bayonne, N.J.
Harvard University
Immanuel Velikovsky
Judas Iscariot
David Iain Greig and The Boys at talk.origin
Johns Hopkins University
University of California-Berkeley
Al Einstein
Al Qaeda Al-Qaeda al-Qaida al-Qa'ida
American Academy of Arts and Sciences
Philip Morris
American Association for the Advancement of Science
Sheriff Jim Dangle -- Reno 911 Police Dept.
American Association of Anatomists
Joe Stalin
American Anthropological Association
Father Guido Sarducci
Mother Teresa
Sonia of Operation Repo
The Grim Reaper
Lee Harvey Oswald
Jack Kevorkian
Michael Moore
Jeff Rense
Fox News cameramen on 911
St. Atus Quo
President Obama
Jeffrey Dahmer
Reddy Kilowatt
Julian Assange
The Good Shepherd
Silas Mariner
Benjamin "Benny" Hill
American Journal of Physical Anthropology
Woody Allen
Entire St. Louis Cardinals baseball team & Mascot
American Medical Association
Zinkag 41 (Autonomus Unit Zinkag 41, brood assemblage Delta 64)
American Museum of Natural History
American Civil Liberties Union ACLU
Popeye and Olive Oil
American Society for Investigative Pathology
The Smithsonian Institution
Betty Furness
American Society of Human Genetics
Wikipedia
Geological Society of America
L'Osservatore Romano
Paleontological Research Institute (PRI)
Billy Graham
Federation of American Scientists
Science Nature Omni Penthouse magazines
Smithsonian Custodial Employees (Local 666)
Sarah Falin
New England Journal of Medicine
Paul PZ Myers University of Minnesota
Michelle Malkin
Geraldo Rivera
The Good Samaritan
Pope Benedict XVI c/o The Vatican
Stephen Hawking
The Girls at Mustang Ranch
The Three Wise Men
Sen. John Boner
The Estate of the Leakey Family
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Journal of Pathology
Rudy Giuliani
Rick Santarium
American Medical Association
American Society for Investigative Pathology
Armed Forces Institute of Pathology
Association for Molecular Pathology
talk.origins (David Iain Greig, moderator)
sci.bio.evolution
College of American Pathologists
Satchel Paige
Viagra Mfg.Co.
C-span
Cornell University Medical College
Wall Street bankers
Joe Paterno
Gen Omar Bradley (Ret.)
Forensic Files
International Academy of Pathology
NBC
Rupert Murdoch
ABC
U.S. Geological Survey
Taliban Federation
Buddy Holly
Predators Society -- Chris Hansen CEO
Fox News
University of Pennsylvania student body
MSNBC
CNN
New England Journal of Medicine
Opponents of Intelligent Design
Flash Gordon
sci.med.pathology
Boris Karloff
Canadian Association for Physical Anthropology
Cleveland Museum of Natural History
Tiger Woods
Institute of Human Origins
Stephen Hawking
The nation's Death Row inmates
The Warner Brothers
Society for Medical Anthropology
Kenneth and Gloria Copeland
Brad Pitt
American Journal of Pathology
Stagehands of "Dancing With the Stars"
Pope John XXIII
Peyton Manning
Donald Rumsfeld
American Society of Primatologists
National Primate Association
Piers Morgan
La Brea Tar Pits, Los Angeles
Oral Roberts
Oral Sex
British Petroleum BP
Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center
Gorilla Foundation
The Banana Republic
AAA (Amalgamated Atheists of America)
Jimmy "Jimbo" Wales, founder of Wikipedia
Chris Matthews
Rachel Maddow
Google Technicians
Michael Moore
Red Skelton
Bill Maher and His Whole Family
WikiLeaks
Oliver Stone
Mexico Drug Cartels
Smithsonian Snack Shop staff
Time Magazine
Anderson Cooper
Pamela Anderson
New York Times
National Enquirer
The Stooge Brothers (all 3 of us)
New York Daily News
New York Post
Newark Star-Ledger
Trenton Times
Newark Star Lege
Mrs. Sippi
Newsweek
Washington Insider
Philadelphia Inquirer
Steve Colbert and The Nation
Walmart (or is it Wal-Mart?)
Meet the Press
David Gregory
eBay Stores
PBS
Rosie O'Donnell
To Catch a Predator on American Idol
National Enquirer
National Lampoon
Washington Post
Sean Penn
Wall Street Journal
Yogi Berra
The View
U.S. News and World Report
60 Minutes
Roswell (N.M.) Chamber of Commerce
Arianna Huffington
David Letterman
Toronto Star
Charles Manson
VATICAN CITY (Rueters) --
Thank God, now we can all pray
to Ed Conrad.
<
L'Osservatore Romano, the official
Vatican newspaper, revealed in a
front-page story today that Ed has
been proclaimed the church's first
and only Living Saint.
<
"I think I deserve it," said Conrad,
when contacted at the Roasted Nuts
Insane Asylum in Walla Walla, Wash.
"Who else has proven man is as old
as coal or has produced undeniable
evidence that there IS life after death."
<
Ed, a good-looking fellow whose
picture has been plastered on Post
Office walls across the nation for
many years, took the honor the
same way he has long been eating
humble pie.
<
Here's his recent FBI file photo.
<
Loading Image...
<
"All I ask is that, when people pray
to me, they don't request miracles to
get more money." said St. Ed,
<
"Pray to someone else when you
want to win the $364 million lottery,
beat the point-spread in the March
Madness, or beg that your pockets
are full when you return from the
Casino."
<
=================
<
WHAT ED CONRAD HAS DONE FOR MANKIND
<
< THERE SHE BLOWS!
<
Loading Image...
<
< CRIME IN RHYME
<
ALL the pseudos spout forth is rhetoric
You simply cover your nose to ignore it.
They’re just removing hot gas
That's been stored in their ass
And all Truth-Seekers certainly know it.
<
=============================
<
DISCOVERY OF PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH AND SOFT
ORGANS BETWEEN ANTHRACITE VEINS CONFIRMS
THEORY OF MAN'S EVOLUTION UNMITIGATED CRAP
<
< STAFF MEETING AT THE SMITHSONIAN
<
Loading Image...
<
============================
<
Never in the history of History has as much physical
evidence existed to debunk and destroy an existing
scientific theory.
<
But it certainly DOES EXIST -- in spades -- concerning
the asinine theory of man's evolution (and other
creatures, for that matter).
<
The discovery of thousands upon thousands of
petrified bones, teeth and even soft organs --
SOME HUMAN -- between coal veins has proven
that Charles Darwin's fable, "Origin of Species,"
isn't worth the papyrus it was written on.
<
It means that man, in almost our present form, had
existed while -- perhaps even before -- anthracite
was formed, and the most golden rule of geology
is that coal is at least 280 million years old.
<
Therefore, these discoveries certainly offer the undeniable
evidence that the majority of evolutionists, atheists and
hysical anthropologists can't tell the difference between
their ass and third base.
<
They are guilty of participating in a monumental
conspiracy against mankind.
<
Loading Image...
<
=======================
<
PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH AND SOFT ORGANS
-- SOME HUMAN -- FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
<
Loading Image...
Loading Image...
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<
============================
<
WHAT HONEST SCIENCE LOOKS LIKE
<
Loading Image...
<
State-of-the-art testing by American Medical Laboratories
revealed that at least six of Ed Conrad's fossils, all bearing
a distinct resemblance to human bones via human
omparative anatomy, contain dried blood and, in some
cases, other relative components.
<
This offers state-of-the-art scientific evidence that
Ed Conrad is right and the arrogant, ignorant, pompous
buffoons wearing the white coats and dunce hats are
dead wrong.
<
=======================
<
The really scary part in all of this is how the bones,
teeth and even soft organs got broken and petrified.
<
It can mean only one thing: The humans and animals
that existed on earth eons ago were destroyed in an
arth-shattering catastrophe.
<
ANYONE who doubts that I have discovered thousands
upon thousands of petrified remains of man and animals
is a fraud and a phony.
<
The list includes the so-called "experts" at the Smithsonian
Institution, the University of California at Berkeley, Harvard
University, the U.S. Geological Survey, Penn State University,
the Paleontological Research Institution, the University of
Pennsylvania, over at talk.origins and tenured-fossil
Professors of anthropology, paleontology, geology, physics
and atheism -- to mention just a few -- in America's universities.
<
You ask "WHY?" But I don't have to ask since I KNOW why
this monumental hoax has long been perpetrated against mankind.
<
It boils down to the protection of vested interests. The Scoundrels
of Science are fully aware that siding with Truth can adversely
affect their careers, their lucrative weekly paychecks and
their cushy positions.
<
God forbid, they DARE NOT not make any waves. So the
mind-boggling lie has gone on and on.
<
======================
<
READ THIS WHEN YOU HAVE EXTRA TIME
<
GOOD GOD! You Can Certainly Say THAT Again
<
http://www.edconrad.org
<
==============
<
The following God-fearing folks are already
down on bended knee prying to St. Ed.
<
Rush Limbaugh
Roseanne Roseannadanna
Lady Gaga
Donnie Trump
Red Ryder
Muammar Muhammad al-Gaddaf
Merrill Lynch
GWB, Crawford, Texas (name withheld by request)
Richard (Don't Call ME a Dick) Cheney
Genghis Khan
Roger Ailes
Saddam Hussein
Billo Reilly
Joe McGinniss
Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter
Tokyo Rose
The Presley Twins -- Elvis and Enos
Papa John's Pizza
Sean "Ins" Hannity
G. Willikers
The Darwin great-great grandkids
Matthew, Mark, Luke and Jack
Richard Dawkins
Michael "Mike" Jackson
Wall Street Industrial Averages
Smithsonian Institution
John Q. Pubic
McDonald's Happy Meal
Penn State University
60 Minutes
Residents of Bayonne, N.J.
Harvard University
Immanuel Velikovsky
Judas Iscariot
David Iain Greig and The Boys at talk.origin
Johns Hopkins University
University of California-Berkeley
Al Einstein
Al Qaeda Al-Qaeda al-Qaida al-Qa'ida
American Academy of Arts and Sciences
Philip Morris
American Association for the Advancement of Science
Sheriff Jim Dangle -- Reno 911 Police Dept.
American Association of Anatomists
Joe Stalin
American Anthropological Association
Father Guido Sarducci
Mother Teresa
Sonia of Operation Repo
The Grim Reaper
Lee Harvey Oswald
Jack Kevorkian
Michael Moore
Jeff Rense
Fox News cameramen on 911
St. Atus Quo
President Obama
Jeffrey Dahmer
Reddy Kilowatt
Julian Assange
The Good Shepherd
Silas Mariner
Benjamin "Benny" Hill
American Journal of Physical Anthropology
Woody Allen
Entire St. Louis Cardinals baseball team & Mascot
American Medical Association
Zinkag 41 (Autonomus Unit Zinkag 41, brood assemblage Delta 64)
American Museum of Natural History
American Civil Liberties Union ACLU
Popeye and Olive Oil
American Society for Investigative Pathology
The Smithsonian Institution
Betty Furness
American Society of Human Genetics
Wikipedia
Geological Society of America
L'Osservatore Romano
Paleontological Research Institute (PRI)
Billy Graham
Federation of American Scientists
Science Nature Omni Penthouse magazines
Smithsonian Custodial Employees (Local 666)
Sarah Falin
New England Journal of Medicine
Paul PZ Myers University of Minnesota
Michelle Malkin
Geraldo Rivera
The Good Samaritan
Pope Benedict XVI c/o The Vatican
Stephen Hawking
The Girls at Mustang Ranch
The Three Wise Men
Sen. John Boner
The Estate of the Leakey Family
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Journal of Pathology
Rudy Giuliani
Rick Santarium
American Medical Association
American Society for Investigative Pathology
Armed Forces Institute of Pathology
Association for Molecular Pathology
talk.origins (David Iain Greig, moderator)
sci.bio.evolution
College of American Pathologists
Satchel Paige
Viagra Mfg.Co.
C-span
Cornell University Medical College
Wall Street bankers
Joe Paterno
Gen Omar Bradley (Ret.)
Forensic Files
International Academy of Pathology
NBC
Rupert Murdoch
ABC
U.S. Geological Survey
Taliban Federation
Buddy Holly
Predators Society -- Chris Hansen CEO
Fox News
University of Pennsylvania student body
MSNBC
CNN
New England Journal of Medicine
Opponents of Intelligent Design
Flash Gordon
sci.med.pathology
Boris Karloff
Canadian Association for Physical Anthropology
Cleveland Museum of Natural History
Tiger Woods
Institute of Human Origins
Stephen Hawking
The nation's Death Row inmates
The Warner Brothers
Society for Medical Anthropology
Kenneth and Gloria Copeland
Brad Pitt
American Journal of Pathology
Stagehands of "Dancing With the Stars"
Pope John XXIII
Peyton Manning
Donald Rumsfeld
American Society of Primatologists
National Primate Association
Piers Morgan
La Brea Tar Pits, Los Angeles
Oral Roberts
Oral Sex
British Petroleum BP
Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center
Gorilla Foundation
The Banana Republic
AAA (Amalgamated Atheists of America)
Jimmy "Jimbo" Wales, founder of Wikipedia
Chris Matthews
Rachel Maddow
Google Technicians
Michael Moore
Red Skelton
Bill Maher and His Whole Family
WikiLeaks
Oliver Stone
Mexico Drug Cartels
Smithsonian Snack Shop staff
Time Magazine
Anderson Cooper
Pamela Anderson
New York Times
National Enquirer
The Stooge Brothers (all 3 of us)
New York Daily News
New York Post
Newark Star-Ledger
Trenton Times
Newark Star Lege
Mrs. Sippi
Newsweek
Washington Insider
Philadelphia Inquirer
Steve Colbert and The Nation
Walmart (or is it Wal-Mart?)
Meet the Press
David Gregory
eBay Stores
PBS
Rosie O'Donnell
To Catch a Predator on American Idol
National Enquirer
National Lampoon
Washington Post
Sean Penn
Wall Street Journal
Yogi Berra
The View
U.S. News and World Report
60 Minutes
Roswell (N.M.) Chamber of Commerce
Arianna Huffington
David Letterman
Toronto Star
Charles Manson