hallelujah
2011-03-31 15:39:27 UTC
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BREAKING NEWS
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VATICAN CITY (Rueters) -- Ed
Conrad was declared a Living Saint by
the Vatican this morning.
HALLELUJAH, headlined today's
L'Osservatore Romano across the top
of its front page..
St. Edward, whom most at first
regarded as an Ignorant Bastard, joins
St. Peter, St. Paul, St. Francis Xavier
and others to whom you should pray.
"All prayers will be answered in
the order in which they are received,"
Conrad told some 100,000 good folks
who assembled in the courtyard of the
Vatican to hear the pronouncement.
"Holy shit!" commented Vito
Corleone III, whose grandpa had
played Marlon Brando in the movies,
"Godfather I, II an III."
"Praise be to God . . .Whoops!
I mean, Saint Ed." said another said,
he works for the Mafia, therefore
was very reluctant to give his name..:
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http://www.edconrad.org
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Other good stuff that the brand-new
Holy Man has given is fellow man.
MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.ccm
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http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.pathology/msg/804f1cbd81ccd0fd
=========================
BREAKING NEWS
=========================
VATICAN CITY (Rueters) -- Ed
Conrad was declared a Living Saint by
the Vatican this morning.
HALLELUJAH, headlined today's
L'Osservatore Romano across the top
of its front page..
St. Edward, whom most at first
regarded as an Ignorant Bastard, joins
St. Peter, St. Paul, St. Francis Xavier
and others to whom you should pray.
"All prayers will be answered in
the order in which they are received,"
Conrad told some 100,000 good folks
who assembled in the courtyard of the
Vatican to hear the pronouncement.
"Holy shit!" commented Vito
Corleone III, whose grandpa had
played Marlon Brando in the movies,
"Godfather I, II an III."
"Praise be to God . . .Whoops!
I mean, Saint Ed." said another said,
he works for the Mafia, therefore
was very reluctant to give his name..:
<
http://www.edconrad.org
<
Other good stuff that the brand-new
Holy Man has given is fellow man.
MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.ccm
<
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.pathology/msg/804f1cbd81ccd0fd